The Spaceballs Drinking Game
The Spaceballs Drinking Game

To play The Spaceballs Drinking Game you will need:
1. A copy of Spaceballs on tape
2. An ample supply of your favorite beverage (beer, orange soda, milk, water ... whatever)

Rules:
1. The game begins when the word SPACEBALLS is first legible at the start of the movie and ends when MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU appears at the end.

2. Once the game has begun, watch the movie for the listed events. Each time an event occurs everyone drinks.

STARTING:
* drink as much as you can handle during the opening ship scene

DRINK WHEN:
General...
* Anyone curses
twice if it's the priest
* Brooks parodies a movie other than one of the "Star Wars" trilogy
* A piece of Spaceballs merchandise appears
twice if it's not in Yogurt's shop
* A visual-only gag is onscreen ("We Brake For Nobody", "Prison Ball 28", etc.)
* Another Mel Brooks movie (or a reference to another Mel Brooks movie) is onscreen
* Anytime a woman other than Princess Vespa is in the scene

Bad Guys...
* Dark Helmet makes a fool of himself
twice if he does it causing himself personal injury
* Colonel Sandurz orders someone to "Prepare to [whatever]"
* Helmet insults Sandurz
* Helmet uses his ring
* Helmet's mask goes up or down
twice when his desert helmet opens or closes
* Anyone does the Skroob Salute
* Spaceball One is onscreen (Mega-Maid counts)
twice if you see it in its entirety
* Pizza the Hutt is onscreen

Good Guys...
* Anyone says Barf's name ("Barfolomew" counts)
* Barf whips someone in the face with his tail
twice if he gets someone somewhere else
* Barf's ears perk up
* Barf takes something too literally
* Someone uses the Schwartz
twice if they do it without the ring
three times for Liquid Schwartz
* Dot's light is on or flashing (Sleep Mode, Virgin Alarm, Super Vision)